Rules you need to know to be a succesful Nerd
- Always do your homework and if you have extra credit, theres no reason not to make your A+ average even higher.
- When reading a lengthy novel, always wear extra ban-aids on the tips of you fingers. Don't want a paper cut!
- Never tape your glasses with Scotch tape.{electric tape works better}
- Always wear suspenders, you don't want to your pants to fall down.
- Never go out of your house if you are not wearing plaid.
- Always slick your hair back so you look spiffy and ready to learn.{what you don't already know}
- When creating an internet account of any type, use code names like FireWire or DragonBlaster. They make you sound cool. Kind of
- Always speak IM around your nerds friends, or any you might happen to have.
- Never pick your nose in public.{ there are never any tissues to wipe them on}
- Don't Google every question you have. Especially the stupid ones like "How do I put down a firewall?" every nerd knows how to do that. But if you are a nerd and you don't, get off this site right now! You are a discrace!
IF YOU FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE AND EASY RULES, YOU ARE ONE STEP CLOSER TO BEING A FULL FLEDGED NERD! CONGRATULATIONS!
