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How to Run away from a visious Bully.
1. Dont panic, he probably only wants your homework or lunch money.
2. Drop your lunch money and homework on the ground and run.
3. If he follows, secure your belongings to your chest and get a burp ready.
4. If he catches up, burp in his face and blow. That move is called the burp shot.
5. Run back and get your stuff.
How to make a move on a girl.
1. If you ever do get the courage or the chance to make a move on a girl first, make sure you breath doesnt stink
2. Make sure her boy friend isnt within a 1 mile radius
3. Make her friends go away by telling them you will do their homework
4. Kiss her and then run like the wind because her boy friend is on the way
5. Repeat How to Runaway from a visious bully if they catch you.
How to Make your locker look PIMP
1. Clean it out
2. Put pictures of a supermodel in it and label them " my girlfriend"
3. Make sure the supermodel picture doesnt resemble any girls at school.
4. Put a light activated Stereo in your locker so when you open it, it sings "im a barbie girl"
5. Put an extra pair of pants inside just incase you have an "accident"
THESE HOW TOOS ARE YOUR NEXT STEP IN BECOMING A NERD. IF YOU NEED ANY HELP ON ANYTHING ELSE, COMMENT AND I WILL BE SURE TO REPLY BACK.
